Cheeseburger Locker

Ever borrowed something from a friend’s locker and before you even opened the thing there were strings and loose paper falling from it? I saw a cheeseburger locker before. It was horrendous. I needed a toothbrush and my friend happened to have an extra one in her gym locker. The combination lock was rusty and even had soft, moist, red gum stuck to the back of it. When I finally managed to open the locker, chemistry textbooks, and hairballs fell out. I dug through the mess and saw a roach climb out! Dirty gym shorts and pairs of extra underwear were in there, like a cheeseburger from McDonald’s with the cheese hanging on the side of the bun and pickles hanging. I definitely do not want that toothbrush now.